January 2010
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I should make a book of things my roommate says.
Roommate: This name sounds so familiar. Langston Hughes?
Me: Harlem Renaissance poet. One of my favorites.
Roommate: Oh really? He's coming here.
Me: Huh?
Roommate: Yeah! He's coming to campus on the 30th.
Me: Um, Langston Hughes died in the 60's.
Roommate: Then why is he coming here?
Me: ...
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“I Love You…
For Always…
And A Extra Lifetime…
If Its...”
– Unknown - For Janine Bean
hey erin here is something silly about me you...
crazytalkwithenj:
Erin I should tell you something…every single time a guy(whichever I am talking to/texting/or IM’ing) When one pisses me off I delete them…I know its silly and immature but it helps me calm down. There has been a lot of deleting and now I don’t know who’s who on my phone…of these guys that is oh gosh! I screwed I need a clever way of figuring this out or maybe I could just not...
hey erin here is something silly about me you...
Erin I should tell you something…every single time a guy(whichever I am talking to/texting/or IM’ing) When one pisses me off I delete them…I know its silly and immature but it helps me calm down. There has been a lot of deleting and now I don’t know who’s who on my phone…of these guys that is oh gosh! I screwed I need a clever way of figuring this out or maybe I...
one-twenty-five:
I’ve decided I’m going to lose weight. I’ve decided I’m worth it.
I’m doing it for summer dresses, sitting without sucking in, bikinis, boys of my past, high heels, white t.shirts with jeans, boys of my future, my mom and sister, my trainer, to run, to wear sparkly dresses, me.
First Date
Well, I went on my first PlentyOfFish date… Wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be. He was a cool guy. I felt good about it because I’m the one who messaged him and I was very clear on my expectations and he was all cool with it. We met up and went to this little bar/pub downtown and then I actually went to his place. I never thought I would go on the date let alone go to his...
“Sometimes when I’m on the phone with a guy and I’m being shy and coy, really...”
– (via viciousvyxen)
glitter-n-dope:
I hate it when your boyfriend breaks up with you and then you go to a new year’s party and see the guy you used to date three years back and still sort of have feelings for and then when he walks by he touches the small of your back and smiles down at you with those big beautiful blue eyes that seem to continue on until the end of time and then he takes you into a bedroom and...
A letter to my 7 AM Makeup Buddy in the first...
themostridiculous:
My dear, mysterious Guidette,
I wanted to thank you on the 5 month anniversary of our companionship. It is well known that you and I come from different social groups, but the relationship we have formed over the course of this school year has given me comfort and stability in a time where I’ve had almost none. Just standing next you you, putting on lipstick - you, a frosted...
perfect pickup line
You: Hey baby, can I buy you a drink?
Her: Sorry, I have a boyfriend.
You: Really? I have a goldfish.
Her: What?
You: Oh sorry, I thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter.
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lmao
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GOOD VIBRATIONS
annd I think its fairly obvious what this is about.I solved my own problem last week and my great friend Erin helped me :P it was so not as awkward as I thought it would be, buying my first vibrator hmm…I guess sometimes a girl has to do what a girl has to do, especially when there isnt a man around to do it.
If you want the job done right, I guess sometimes you gotta do it yourself?
“What defines a best friend? What are the requirements to be a good best friend?...”
– Random
sweet stuff
A new year…
Soo this means the gyms will be crowded for the first month and a half. The tracks will be too…for at least a month. Everyone trying to lose weight, or the cranky assholes who are trying to quit smoking, I don’t smoke but if I did I don’t think I would try to quit at the same time as everyone else…destined to fail that one with all the stress of being...
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